Seriously.... Atheists?

Since John Lennon died over 28 yrs ago ( almost) I want to start a new religion and make lots of money.So I want to write a book since this is roughly the same amount of time that the New Testament was being written after the Death and Resurrection of Jesus Christ historically anyways.So here it goes John Lennon was a Prophet and great man who claimed to be God and wanted everyone to live in Peace he was shot for our transgressions so we may all Imagine his world the way he wanted it oh by the way he resurrected from the dead proving he was God.SO if I try and publish this book won't people object to its lies and blasphemies and its in accurate lack of Historical evidence so my real question to you is where are the critics of the New Testament and Why aren't there any I mean seriously this wouldn't at all fly.People would dig up the body Yoko may even put out a Greatest Hits Cd of her imitating an injured house cat or a close enough representation to it.Sean would be out in force trying to pull the book. Julian would be silent as always .Paul would be in an absolute uproar as he the better writer.